"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest."
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
"If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"Men are like Commercial Ads. You can't believe a word they say."
"Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while."
"Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them."
"Women have many faults, while men only have 2: Everything they say & everything they do."
" A woman marries a man hoping he will change, but he never does. A man marries a woman hoping she won’t change, but she always does."
"Man was made at the end of the week’s work, when God was tired."
" MAN: “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time.” WOMAN: “God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!”
"In shopping: Man would buy a useful thing for P1000. Woman would buy a useless thing for P500."
"Men are like government bonds. They take too long to mature."
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